Listen, I love Ian, but if we’re being honest, he talks kind of weird, but in a hilarious way. I would describe his speech as a hodgepodge of random consonant clusters, redundant vowels, rhyming and obscure pop-culture references. It rubs off on me, too. Which is fine. Whatever. When I’m talking to him, I don’t notice. Sometimes…
Month: March 2013
Just some carrot sticks, no big deal.
You know the phrase, “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”? I have been attempting my 182nd diet–you know, to lose weight, be healthy, extend my life span–and I’m trying to find a good mantra. But I don’t think that’s the one. I remember being skinny. I know what it’s like. And while I guess…